Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.