Shedding season
Wow, this blew up!
Hi Jack!
Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.
The steaks have never been higher
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
He had a plane to catch.
Have a dog fight.
A good start.
Cause it was snowed-in.
HI Jack!
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors
Intersect it with a plane.
Because it's grounded.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Fly Curious.
Throw from the plane
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Because they're always Stalin
Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
About 6 hours.
A flat major
A plane
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Clive, usually.
On a plane.
Ground beef
Finding a plane in your field.
When it's intersected by a plane
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
In disguise.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
A pilot.
Holes mostly...
I've got a plane to catch
Flying a plane.
The planes kept Stalin.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
If the planes came from the outside.
Swine flu!
Most people miss the twin towers.
Because they can LIFT
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
All the way to the crash site!
Carrion.
A national travesty.
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
A boeing constrictor
The planes were stalin.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
Because they are almost never **tired**.
Can I crash at your place
Plane.
They ordered pepperoni but they got plane
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Attention Basingers
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Aw man, that's a drag.
When it is intercepted by a plane.
Carrion luggage
I gotta catch a plane
He was on the "No Fry" list.
It Netherlands.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
He was Travelling Light
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
A comickaze
A flightoplankton.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
It had a plane to catch.
Because he was a slice of bread
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
You take away its credit card
Nail its other hand to the floor.
They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Fawaffle!
Because it crashes all the time.
Nice.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Finding out the chef is bald.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Praystation
Because they're playing on console.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
I'm not Willy Nelson
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
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