Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party