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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party