Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party