Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party