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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!