Guac-A-Mole.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it
Pops.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Avocado.
A guacaMOLE
