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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.