Because there's no karma involved.
Guac-A-Mole.
Gatesgate.
Discuss
Because they all involve iPatches.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
When there is a prophet involved.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Dude,I already did my time.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
HashTag!
Battlefield: Call of Duty
Dismay.
Three pirates
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Becau
You never get tired of seeing them again & again...
You know you need a psychiatrist!
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Sockher
Punch!
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
