What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison