Chris Brown Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.