Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Battered shrimp.
Punch
An increase in battery cases.
12:34!
Mortal Kombat Ex
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Britney Spears
He wanted 2 hit singles
I'd hit it
I hit that.
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The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
White and gold.
A Black and Decker
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Sockher
They're both battered.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Sockher!
Brooke Shields.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Because there's no karma involved.
A BOring
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because women have no rights.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
