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Chris Brown Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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Birthday State of Mind

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

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What's Chris Browns favorite sport?

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!