Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Battered shrimp.
Punch
An increase in battery cases.
12:34!
Mortal Kombat Ex
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Britney Spears
He wanted 2 hit singles
I'd hit it
I hit that.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
White and gold.
A Black and Decker
Punch!
Sockher
Because it lasts forever.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
This calls for Jurastic changes
Mas cow.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
They both turn "o" into "O".
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Dr. Pokemon.
Gastly
A dictatorship. *sobs*
A paper jam.
The iDied
Albums released through California penal records.
