Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
It's because their knee grows.
Blacking out and gaining money.
Fifty Shades of Black
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
TVs are getting heavier.
They're both Black and Decker.
All the pairs of floating eyes
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
A nun falling down the stairs
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
A Black and Decker
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
The Son is attracted to black
The black one always dies first.
Dr. Dre
Because ten, nine ate!
Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
He sipped his drink before it was cool
Because Jesus WEPt.
A Chrysler
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Never mind, I'll escalator
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Attire.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Aston Vanilla!
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
