Black Jokes

Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry