When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!