You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Because they're still alive.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because they're shellfish
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
You're nothing but a joke.
The stand-up chameleon.
Roflmao
He feinted. (Sorry)
