You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Just say "shoe".
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
The stand-up chameleon.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...