You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A tourist.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
A punchline.
The punchline.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
He feinted. (Sorry)
