You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Damn it!
They will tell you.
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A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
A punchline.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
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He feinted. (Sorry)