You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
DEEZ NUTS
The punchlines are too long.
All he needs is game
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave