Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."