What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.