What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!