What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!