What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.