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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.