What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.