What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.