What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.