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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.