What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.