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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant