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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.