How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!