How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant