Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!