Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!