Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.