Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough