What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Poll tree!

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They're stuck at C for years

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They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Dough!

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A drip dry skunk.

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She wanted to lay it on the line.

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A recycling TIN!

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Shout.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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A bundt cake!

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte