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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.