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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing