What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.