What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!