What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?