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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.