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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed