Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed