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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.