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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed