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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

Pooched.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed