Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What are they gonna do?

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi