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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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They barely had any atmosphere.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.