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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi