What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi