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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?
Because he was Messi
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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?
So it won't get too Messi.
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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?
Si, era Missed
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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?
You Messi-up
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