Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up