Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up