Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up