Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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You Messi-up

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Because he was Messi