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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up