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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.