Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed