March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Aztec Jokes More Aztec Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.