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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.