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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.