Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.