Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.