Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.