AI (Artificial Intelligence)
To run their hands through their hair
Krill Bream.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Coconuts have hair
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Cancer
He found a hair in one.
Eclipse it.
A honey comb!
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Caesar
Because he is a Norsissist.
Caesars.
Mint conditioner.
Garibaldi
You have toupee
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
To make a path for the Israelice.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Barberians.
The floor
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
So it won't get too Messi.
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Because it's sham poo.
Cross your legs
Honeycombs!
Brainwashing.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He gets there before the hair...
Conditioner Gordon.
They just pray the gray away
She pulled her pants up.
Champ who
A bald beagle!
You condition it
You Blink Your Eyes.
Rabbit Soup
Wavy hair.
At the ugly parlour.
A bald point!
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Humane.
With scare spray.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Finding out the chef is bald.
A bald man.
Lily!
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Scare spray.
Pony gone.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
They pull up their pants.
Cancer...
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Harambre
A glimmer of hope
Sea-men. My brother told me that
When your bald!
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
To see if blondes have more fun.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
Because it's waxing
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
None. They are all on the outside.
The outside!
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Gladiator.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
Scare spray!
A good vacuum cleaner!
I got my hair straightened out.
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
She wanted to tease hair
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Wavy!
Bare
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
It matches their mustaches.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
The baa-baa shop.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Artificial intelligence!
Artificial Intelligence.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
In case they get a hole in one!
A handshake
A read-only man.
Cold turkey.
Ask Apple.
About 5000 miles.
I still haven't caught any Pokemon.
