AI (Artificial Intelligence)
To run their hands through their hair
Krill Bream.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Coconuts have hair
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Cancer
He found a hair in one.
Eclipse it.
A honey comb!
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Caesar
Because he is a Norsissist.
Caesars.
Mint conditioner.
Garibaldi
You have toupee
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
To make a path for the Israelice.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Barberians.
The floor
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
So it won't get too Messi.
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Because it's sham poo.
Cross your legs
Honeycombs!
Brainwashing.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He gets there before the hair...
Conditioner Gordon.
They just pray the gray away
She pulled her pants up.
Champ who
A bald beagle!
You condition it
You Blink Your Eyes.
Rabbit Soup
Wavy hair.
At the ugly parlour.
A bald point!
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Humane.
With scare spray.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Finding out the chef is bald.
A bald man.
Lily!
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Scare spray.
Pony gone.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
They pull up their pants.
Cancer...
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Harambre
A glimmer of hope
Sea-men. My brother told me that
When your bald!
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
To see if blondes have more fun.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
Because it's waxing
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
None. They are all on the outside.
The outside!
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Gladiator.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
Scare spray!
A good vacuum cleaner!
I got my hair straightened out.
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
She wanted to tease hair
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Wavy!
Bare
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
It matches their mustaches.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
The baa-baa shop.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
Because it was a wrecked tangle
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
They burn calories.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
Like a sixpack
Truck.
They don't have time.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
