What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.