A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
I cry when I chop an onion.
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
Patty O'Furniture
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
They just pray the gray away
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
She pulled her pants up.
A comb or a saw.
