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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler