A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
The Soviet Onion
SIDS
Don't we live in every room
A full set of teeth
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Behind the plate.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Barberians.
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
Because they were cutting corners.
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
He couldn't part with it.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
