What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle