A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
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Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
She had a ball
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
The baa-baa shop.
Because they were cutting corners.
A stamp.
Hair-vents.
Because it was a wrecked tangle
