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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!