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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.