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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs