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Who is driving?

A cop.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.