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Who is driving?

A cop.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.