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Who is driving?

A cop.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po