Who is driving?

A cop.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.