Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number