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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.