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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not