Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number