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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.