What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.