What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.