What drove the British mystery fan insane?

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!