What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea