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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.