What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!