What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

Carry loaded weapons.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.