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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit