Brexit
Go to England and buy something
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
My sister.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
To help with the cavity searches
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Not being British.