What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"