How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!