How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.