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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll