How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)