How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.