How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.