How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.