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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.