How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."