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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.