How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)