What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.