What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.