How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)