What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...