Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
They all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because they can only semi retire.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
With asparagus...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
Moussaka
Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A pig up truck
Chug chug chug chug chug chug...
Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Because they are humerus
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUCHE!!!
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
He used sarin wrap
A casket
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
They were afraid of Stalin.
Because the label said General Foods.
Because Ken came in another box.
