Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
They all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because they can only semi retire.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
With asparagus...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
Moussaka
Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A pig up truck
KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUCHE!!!
A swallow
Cot-on-wool.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
The Kurds have their ways
Cause they would whistle on the way down
That sounded a lot better in my head
Coup coup
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian
I didn't know you could yodel!
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
