Truck Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back