Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
They all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because they can only semi retire.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
With asparagus...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A pig up truck
Because he lost his marbles.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Too soon.
Doverkiin.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
A child with pitchfork in his back
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
You can see the definition.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It was a high school.
