Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
They all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because they can only semi retire.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
With asparagus...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
Moussaka
Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A pig up truck
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Don't touch my marbles.
Because it was dead.
Because it was too tired.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Show your work.
Too soon.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Trying to read the road signs!!!
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Give her a shovel.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
