Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
They all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because they can only semi retire.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
With asparagus...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
Moussaka
Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A pig up truck
M'rauders Map
Salmon en route
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Better reflexes.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
Because he came.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Ten Roofies.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
DOUCHE!!!
KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
