The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
They all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because he got hit by a truck!
Because they can only semi retire.
Everywhere.
He was hit by a truck.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
A Transporter
He got hit by a truck...
With asparagus...
Because he was hit by a truck
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
Tep on the brake tupid
Moussaka
Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
A pig up truck
A good days hunting.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
They could never do it before it was cool
His fall.
Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Because they kept falling through his hands.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
He was hit by a bus
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
He always gets stuck on across.
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
