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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.