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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.