It got hit by a truck
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
The Holocaust.
Because he was Legolas
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Hit by a car.
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Because they can only semi retire.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Because the bar was rattled!
