Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!