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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!