Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!