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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.