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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.