How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons