How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck