How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon