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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.