How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.