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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.