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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal