How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.