How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.