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Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.