Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.