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Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.