Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!