Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.