A row bot.
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
They'll be back.
He became an ex-Terminator!
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
It didn't register.
None of your abyss-ness
OH CARP!!!
Hello, World!
Marco Rubio
Correct.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
I personally can't stand 5K's
The letter C.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
He gives it an F5
