A row bot.
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
By counting Kylereese.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
An acappellago
A loan shark!
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Hahaharvard
Walks away*
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.
But I don't have a.........oooooh.
He came up short on his register.
It takes guts.
