Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5