What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cicero. Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.