What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...