What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...