What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...