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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.