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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!