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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!