What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

Snout Jokes More Snout Jokes

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!