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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!