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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!