What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!