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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!