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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!