What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!