What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!