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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Nearsighte Jokes More Nearsighte Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!