Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Nearsighte Jokes More Nearsighte Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!