Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Nearsighte Jokes More Nearsighte Jokes

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!