Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).