Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits