Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!