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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train