Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.