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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.