Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.