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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef