What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!